Sorry. I just can’t help myself. I love these things
QUAFFED
Ole Kelly worked at the brewery
And was pretty good at that
But one day he lost his balance
And fell into a vat
O’Reilly went to Kelly’s house
Someone had to tell his wife
He told her Kelly fell in the beer
And there he lost his life
Kelly’s wife was beside herself
Said I know those vats are slick
Please tell me he didn’t suffer
That me Kelly went real quick
I don’t think he suffered ma’am
As far as I could see
In fact while he was swimming in there
He climbed out twice to pee
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About oldmainer
I am a retired manager living in Southern Maine and a would be writer of poetry, narratives, short stories, and random opinions, and that's how Oldmainer was born. Recently, I decided to try an experiment. I added photography to the mix, using only a cheap cell phone with a limited camera and the editing software that came with it, and added the blog site Inklings at poormanspoet.wordpress.com to showcase the results. So, feel free to use whatever you find interesting or worthy, but please honor the terms of my copyright when and if you do. They may not be much, but they are still a piece of me. I appreciate your checking me out and hope that you find something that will encourage a return visit. Thanks for stopping by.
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I have shared this by email! You might like one I used for a daily prompt. I made it PC, although I wrote another piece about that too. http://suestrifles.wordpress.com/2013/06/21/laugh-we-couldnt-stop/
http://suestrifles.wordpress.com/2013/08/11/politically-correct/ Sue
Now that’s funny, and multi-ethnic also. Thanks for sharing.