Who brought the Spam to the first Thanksgiving?
The Pilgrims brought the Spam I think
The Indian’s brought something to drink
Though history books do not repeat it
There’s more to do with corn then eat it
A spurkey is a wondrous sight
All pink and juicy if cooked right
Shaping it’s a little quirky
But you can make it look like turkey
So what’s your pleasure, breast or thigh?
Or other part you’d like to try?
No light or dark meat, it’s a shame
All the parts taste just the same
The best part is, there is no waste
And also, you don’t have to baste
But unlike birds raised in the coop
There are no bones for spurkey soup
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone